Friday, 25 May 2012
thats called spending the money...
There are several men in the locker room of a private
club after exercising.
Suddenly a cell phone that is on one of the benches rings.
A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
"Hello?"
"Honey, It's me."
"Sugar!"
"Are you at the club?"
"Yes."
"Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are.
I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely
gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $1,800.00"
"Well, OK, go ahead and get, if you like it that much..."
"Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership
and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked.
I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good
price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that
we bought last year..."
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $80,000..."
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great!, before we hang up, something else..."
"What?"
"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your
bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent
this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last
year ... it's on sale!!
Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre
of park area, beachfront property..."
"How much are they asking?"
"Only $750,000... a magnificent price, and I see that
we have that much in the bank to cover it..."
"Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $720,000. OK?"
"OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
"Bye... I do too..."
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises
his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present:
"DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO THIS PHONE BELONGS TO?"
club after exercising.
Suddenly a cell phone that is on one of the benches rings.
A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
"Hello?"
"Honey, It's me."
"Sugar!"
"Are you at the club?"
"Yes."
"Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are.
I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely
gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $1,800.00"
"Well, OK, go ahead and get, if you like it that much..."
"Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership
and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked.
I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good
price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that
we bought last year..."
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $80,000..."
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great!, before we hang up, something else..."
"What?"
"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your
bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent
this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last
year ... it's on sale!!
Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre
of park area, beachfront property..."
"How much are they asking?"
"Only $750,000... a magnificent price, and I see that
we have that much in the bank to cover it..."
"Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $720,000. OK?"
"OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
"Bye... I do too..."
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises
his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present:
"DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO THIS PHONE BELONGS TO?"
finding the real father...
MOTHER : Son I am sorry, I slept with someone who is not your
father 23 yrs ago.
And that person is your real Father.
SON : What Rubbish ! How am I to deal with this?
You should be hanged.
MOTHER : I am very sorry. He was my first love but I could not marry him bcoz we are from different religion.
He is on phone at the moment and wants to talk to his son for the
first time ever.
SON : No way I am not going to talk to anyone.
Mr.Smith is my only father I know and will be forever.
MOTHER : Plz son, just talk to him only once he is waiting over phone.
SON : OK I will give him a piece of my mind.
FATHER (over phone) : Morning son I am Vijay Mallaya your real
Father.
SON : DAD!! DAD!! DAD!! Thank GOD ohhhhhhh DAD Love u so much my DAD. I knew there is something special about me. Oh DAD I Love ♥
father 23 yrs ago.
And that person is your real Father.
SON : What Rubbish ! How am I to deal with this?
You should be hanged.
MOTHER : I am very sorry. He was my first love but I could not marry him bcoz we are from different religion.
He is on phone at the moment and wants to talk to his son for the
first time ever.
SON : No way I am not going to talk to anyone.
Mr.Smith is my only father I know and will be forever.
MOTHER : Plz son, just talk to him only once he is waiting over phone.
SON : OK I will give him a piece of my mind.
FATHER (over phone) : Morning son I am Vijay Mallaya your real
Father.
SON : DAD!! DAD!! DAD!! Thank GOD ohhhhhhh DAD Love u so much my DAD. I knew there is something special about me. Oh DAD I Love ♥
women...will be women
A group of girls are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
exam and students...never change...
Students After Examination -
.
.
.
1st Benchers:- Hey The Paper Was Tough. But I Will Get 95.
2nd Benchers :- Oh Dude.. I Couldn’t Attend 1 Question.
3rd Benchers :- Yes. I Will Pass.
4th Benchers :- Oh God.. Help Me..
Last Benchers :- Hey… The Invigilator Was Really Sexy.
Attending The Exam Was Not A Waste Of Time........!!!!!!! ;) ;)
.
.
.
1st Benchers:- Hey The Paper Was Tough. But I Will Get 95.
2nd Benchers :- Oh Dude.. I Couldn’t Attend 1 Question.
3rd Benchers :- Yes. I Will Pass.
4th Benchers :- Oh God.. Help Me..
Last Benchers :- Hey… The Invigilator Was Really Sexy.
Attending The Exam Was Not A Waste Of Time........!!!!!!! ;) ;)
Thursday, 24 May 2012
Boys will be boys
Just imagine life without boys;
Roads silent
Colleges empty
The police at rest
ALL mobile companies in loss
NO SMS
NO gifts
NO alcohol
No petrol kharcha
No bikes
No crime
All d girls direct 2 heaven..
so give us thanx for being in this world...
wife again...
Ramu Ki Maa Mistri Se: BedMajbut Banana,
Mere BETE koBAHU k sath sona hai..........
.....
Mistri: Aisa Majbut Bedbanaunga SARA MOHALLA BAHU k sath SOYEGA To BhiNahi Tutega..! :D :P
wife wife wife...
||:Santa Bhagwan Se :||
"Tune Bachpan Diya ..Cheen Liya...
Jawaani Dii ..Cheen Liii....
Paisa Diya .. Wapis Le LIya.....
Ek Biwi Bhi Di...........Iss Baar Bhool Gaya KYa ??" (o_O)
Wednesday, 23 May 2012
amazing facts...
9 AMAZING FACTS-
1- INDIA mein 95% log Milk nhi pite.
2-UK mein ab tk judwa bacche paida nhi huve.
3-Nepal mein Tigers insano k sath sotey hai..
4-Snake ko agar hawa me feka jaye to wo 10 mint tak udd
... skta hai..
5-ZEBRA ka Dil nahi hota.
6-MONKEY chinese zuban samjh sakta hai..
7-Hathi ki pooch k 1 baal se 1waqt me 3 mobile ki battery
charge kr skte hai..
8-Ye sab points galat hai..
9-Aaj hum time pas kr rhe hai,
Gaur se pdhne ka Shukriya. :D
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