A wealthy man and went to heaven. When he got to the
pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules here in effect
due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain
admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two
questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with “T”.
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
The Santa thought for a few minutes and answered…
1. The two days of the week that begin with “T” are Today
and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year. Saint Peter said, “OK, Ill
buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though its not
the answer I expected.
But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?” The Santa
replied, “Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc…”
Saint Peter opens the gate without another word
pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules here in effect
due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain
admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two
questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with “T”.
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
The Santa thought for a few minutes and answered…
1. The two days of the week that begin with “T” are Today
and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year. Saint Peter said, “OK, Ill
buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though its not
the answer I expected.
But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?” The Santa
replied, “Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc…”
Saint Peter opens the gate without another word
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